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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
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"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."
"*Someone sends me a 4 minute video* me: [42 seconds later] wow that's so awesome thanks for sharing!"
"Hard work pays off in the future but laziness pays off now"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."
"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman more than ever."
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."
"How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome? Start shouting Jehovah."
"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."
"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"