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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."
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"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out"
"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."
"What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti? Impastas"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees"
"What has four legs and is made out of wood? A horse."
"Say what you will about prostitutes... ...those guys are fucking professionals."