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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."

"I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it."

"[helping kid w/math] What is 0.1 as a fraction? ""One tenth?"" Good, now what does 10% mean? ""Battery low, plug in your phone?"" Perfect"

"Roses are red, their stems are green ... Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams."

"What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both enjoy a tight Seal."

"Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you The first is that you have 48 hours before you die -And the second one? :'( I should have told you yesterday"

"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."

"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit? (Credit: Tim Vine)"

"I went camping recently. It was intense."

"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."