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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."
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"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."
"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."
"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
"Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything."
"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."
"I believe every child should be given a chance... ...and that's why if they can guess the number I'm thinking of, I'll let them go..."
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym... ...she calls it James"
"Do you think the Tauntaun from The Empire Strikes Back got cold after Han sliced it open? Or do you think it kept lukewarm?"