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Joke of the Day

"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"

"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."

"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."

"Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April? Because it brings Mayflowers."

"""No one cares about the jews"" ""Yeah, they do"" ""No they don't. During the holocaust i killed 3 jews and one clown"" ""Why one clown?"" ""See? No one cares about the jews"""

"Waiter waiter do you have frog's legs? Certainly Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!"

"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."

"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."

"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."

"My neighbor won't give me a straightforward answer, he's always beating around the bush. Every time I ask why he just says ""fuck you Gerald, it's my bush and I'll masturbate here if I want to"""