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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"
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"Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race? Because nothing is faster then Liecht!"
"Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm 'Predicting Cat Behavior' is complete! Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*"
"Did you hear about the barefoot bridegroom? He got cold feet."
"What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie."
"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who require closure..."
"If your wife is shouting Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
"*uses Oujia board* SMELLS LIKE UPDOG me: what's updog? NOT MUCH, DOG, JUST ABOUT TO POSSESS YOUR CAT me: what cat: what"
"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""
"WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS"