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Joke of the Day

"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman more than ever."

"""DO NOT TOUCH"" Must be the scariest thing to read ... ... in Braille."

"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"

"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."

"Why did the book join the police? He wanted to work undercover."

"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."

"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."

"If you say I'm getting fat again Aunt Betty, I'll make a ""anything for 5 dollars"" ad on Craigslist with your name and number."

"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"

"The disabled vet So my buddy is a disabled vet. It's really sad because he got injured on the job. Turns out he's not very good with animals."