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Joke of the Day
"How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome? Start shouting Jehovah."
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"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."
"A friend of mine told me she met a really cute boy in a bar who was solving equations on a napkin. I told her to look for his unknown."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"
"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesised a new protein chain."
"Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely.."
"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."
"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"
"According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest. Ta-da!"
"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."