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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."

"What did the Nazi become after the war ended? A veterinarian (veteran aryan)."

"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? I don't want to punch the baby in the fucking face."

"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."

"My dog loves sniffing piles of poop He gets so shitfaced from it."

"What's the only animal that has a cunt on its back? A police horse."

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore."

"I wonder what will be bigger The video games of the future or the average Tumblr user"

"What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis? Daeshcams"