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Joke of the Day
"What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all"
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"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"
"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."
"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."
"Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I'm buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!"
"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."
"What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast? *Serie-a*l"
"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"My wife told me I don't have to wear a condom anymore.. Now I only have to wear one when we're having sex"
"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"