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Joke of the Day
"What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all"
Next Joke
"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married & live together so I'd have to see them every day."
"Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym"
"What does E.T. stand for? Freedom of speech"
"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"
"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"
"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."
"GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use"