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Joke of the Day

"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."

"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"

"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."

"My parents caught me masturbating. I wasn't ashamed, I was startled - I almost dropped their wedding picture."

"What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth."

"Optimus Prime: so it's settled. I'll be a huge cool truck, Bumblebee you're a camaro. Any questions? [Dan the station wagon raises his hand]"

"Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? Because he four feet."

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."

"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."