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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."

"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they like to push two twins together to make a king. (Game of Thrones ref)"

"How did people charge their phones before electricity? They didn't...!"

"Sometimes I tell my And I laugh at them."

"Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots"

"What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives? A 'murical."

"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"

"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"

"Why is ""Z"" afraid of all of the other letters? Because they're Not-Z's (*Nazis*)"

"Wife: Our daughter lied to me. Me: What did I tell you about telling the truth? 5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers."