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Joke of the Day
"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"
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"People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups."
"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."
"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."
"What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba? The oneba"
"What do you call a homosexual man on roller skates? Rolaids."
"What's the husband's equivalent of a wife counting the days since her last period? A husband counting the days since he last had sex."
"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."
"Once I was travelling in a taxi, the taxi driver said: ""I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do."" Then I said: ""Take left."""
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore!"