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Joke of the Day
"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."
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"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."
"You say cannibal, I say people person."
"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"
"I went to the funeral of the man who invented the throat lozenge. There was no coffin."
"I like my women like I like my beef Slaughtered and then wrapped in plastic with an expiration date stamped on"
"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."
"CW: if you repeatedly see a cardinal, it's the spirit of a loved one. I think that's my mom Me: that's nice. Your mom just shit on that guy"
"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
"Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan"