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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me I don't have to wear a condom anymore.. Now I only have to wear one when we're having sex"

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"

"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."

"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"

"Putin Sends New Year's Message of Peace To Obama Inside a pipe bomb."

"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"

"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo."