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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to fry toilet paper? Neither do i....i can only brown one side :)"
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"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."
"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"
"Listen, I'm sorry... That reaction was WAY over the line.... I actually have no problem with the horse you rode in on...."
"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."
"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."
"I told my dog to ""Lie."" He said ""Meow."" Now I don't know what to do."
"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."
"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."