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Joke of the Day

"What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast? *Serie-a*l"

"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""

"This is my favorite amnesia joke: Shit, I forgot it."

"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."

"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."

"I am a unicorn hunter You don't see any unicorns around do you?"

"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"

"What do you call Batman if he leaves church? Christian bail."

"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""