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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary code and those who not"
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"When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients."
"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."
"How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward."
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
"I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis. Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)"
"What is a blind persons favourite song? Hello darkness my old friend"