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Joke of the Day
"How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward."
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"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
"What's a narcoleptics favorite game? Hide and go sleep."
"Instead of my usual Monday snark I'm going to be upbeat and have a great day LOLJK today will ass rape my spirit animal with its angry fist."
"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"
"WAITER: Your honor, when I said ""enjoy your meal"" he said ""you too"" ME: it was a mistake JUDGE: he gets half your meal W: thanks J: you too"
"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"
"Whats an African-American's favorite fare? Welfare."
"what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican? No hero"
"Spending a day at the beach is awesome when I dress the ugly girls with my eyes."