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Joke of the Day

"Why can't I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?"

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"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"
"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"
"Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold"
"B OO P Top View, Front View, Side View"
"Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are."
"q: What's got four legs, is fuzzy and green, and would kill you if it came out of a tree at you? a: A pool table."