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Joke of the Day
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
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"I bite my nails, but you would never be able to tell because I wear socks with my sandals"
"One time there was an Irishman who got so drunk He kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel"
"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."
"What do you call a vegan zombie? A no-brainer."
"If it was the Well Constructed Tower of Pisa, no one would give a shit."
"ME: let me be frank DAD: [eyes widen] ME: and if you say hi Frank I'm dad, I'm gonna be real pissed DAD: fair enough GonnaBeRealPissed"
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? the mirror laughed & made a grunt & said ""not you, you ugly c*nt."
"When I'm home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know."
"Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do."