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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."
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"Me: A watched pot never boils. Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot."
"Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first? -Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt."
"I've recently taken up a class in French Self Defense... It's exhausting, I've never ran so far!"
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."
"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"
"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."