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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."
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"Laughter is the best medicine Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis."
"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."
"I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."
"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""
"Why is North Korea so depressing? Because it ain't got no Seoul."
"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"
"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."
"I tried crossbreeding my cows. I was attempting to create a new type of milk that was super sweet. Instead, none of the cows would even produce milk. It was a complete and udder failure."