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Joke of the Day

"Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist. I regretted it literally one minute later."

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."

"When's a dentist's favorite time? 40 hours"

"The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people. The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people."

"Seal walks into a club Sales have been down recently so he doesn't play larger venues anymore."

"What was Charles Dickens' favourite experimental pop album? It was the best of Grimes..."

"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""

"Him: I think you're my soul mate. Me: I'm so SO sorry for you."

"""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them."

"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."