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Joke of the Day
"Ebay You have got to love Ebay Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."
Next Joke
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"
"Your refrigerators running. Hmmm let me check. My refrigerator is in fact not running. Thanks you kind young anonymous caller. You have saved me from a great deal of spoilage."
"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."
"My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane."
"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."
"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"
"What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine-tic"
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."
"Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax."