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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."
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"I met a famous American comedian on a White House tour I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, ""Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"""
"I'm writing a book called ""Stop Overreacting"". If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself."
"What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? Independent"
"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."
"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."
"What rock group has four guys and no singers? Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day! http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png"
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"I saw a bumper sticker today..... I saw a bumper sticker today that said, ""My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"" .....what a retarded sense of humor"