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Joke of the Day

"My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane."

"Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward."

"My Uncle Bill was a terrible door to door salesman. He never once was able to get one door to buy another."

"What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola"

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"

"A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful."

"Are you today's date? because you're an 11/10 (:"

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !"

"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."

"The bartender says ""we don't serve particles that disrupt time flow!"" A tachyon particle walks into a bar......."