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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine-tic"
Next Joke
"What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her.."
"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."
"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning :("
"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."
"Why do children have middle names? So they *know for sure* that they are in deep shit."
"This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about"
"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"
"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"