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Joke of the Day
"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."
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"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."
"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a member of ISIS? One sucks and makes you explode, the other explodes and it sucks"
"volcano (n.) [vol-key-noh] A mountain getting its rocks off."
"What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach."
"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."
"Why do girls like vampires so much ? They still eat no matter what time of the month."
"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."
"why send male soldiers into war women on there period is good enough"