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Joke of the Day

"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"

"I still think my biggest regret is asking a girl out, and replying ""me too"" after she told me she had a boyfriend"

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."

"I wonder how much more I would have time to accomplish in my life if hotel lamp switches were always in the same place."

"Jesus wouldn't have been good at Twitter He would've only had twelve followers."

"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."

"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."

"I'm confused. Celebrity comedians are paid millions of dollars... Yet the funniest people on the internet are janitors and stay-at-home moms."

"There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them."

"Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw"