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Joke of the Day
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"
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"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"
"Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete."
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Hungry!"
"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"
"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."
"What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes? I won't be an accessory to this."
"What do you call a masturbating bull?"
"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"