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Joke of the Day

"Why did the train kill people? It had a loco-motive."

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle."

"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"

"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"What did the gay paraplegic take for heartburn? Rolaids"

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"How did Helen keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet"

"Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!"

"I don't think it is fair God plays for the Seahawks, seems like an unfair advantage."