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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"

"Women are like Gremlins, get them wet and they get into all sorts of trouble."

"The first 2 slices of pizza cure depression and the last 14 bring it right back."

"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."

"Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)"

"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""

"Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods"

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""