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Joke of the Day
"Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!"
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"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."
"I just took the garbage out. In 3D."
"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"
"What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne"
"How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if it's Professor X."
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it."
"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."
"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"
"Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso."