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Joke of the Day

"If grandmothers say ""love you to the moon and back"" Do gay men say ""love you to Uranus and back""?"

"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"

"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."

"Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!"

"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station."

"Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I'm tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van."

"That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it."

"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"

"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""

"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"