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Joke of the Day
"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."
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"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""
"The difference between 4Chan and Reddit. http://www.wwwdotcom.com/"
"I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them."
"Whats the difference between congress and a US mint? One of them makes sense!"
"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."
"[pulls up after first date] Me: well, this is my place Her: a bouncy house? Me: you expected a bouncy castle? IM SORRY ""YOUR MAJESTY."""
"Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles? ""Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."" In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious."
"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"
"Why do people say,""You can't make this stuff up."" Nope. Not true at all. You can literally make up anything you want anytime."