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"What did the gay paraplegic take for heartburn? Rolaids"
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"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."
"Why did Adele cross the road?? To say hello from the other side."
"Sometimes pretending to be busy takes more effort than being busy."
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."
"How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant? He asked her to do an essay. [Also, I'm latin]"
"""A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."""
"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."