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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!"

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."

"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"

"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."

"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."

"Before Twitter there was Facebook, before Facebook there was MySpace and before that I had a life."

"At a business meeting: ""How about SuperCupid?"" ""No, expectations will be too high"" ""GreatCupid?"" ""Lower"" ""Uhhh, OKCupid?"" ""Brilliant"""

"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."

"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."