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Joke of the Day

"I don't think it is fair God plays for the Seahawks, seems like an unfair advantage."

"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."

"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."

"What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"Utilizing your Miranda rights... POLICE: Anything you say will be held against you... BOY: Titties."

"Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border. How did they train it to do that?"

"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."

"[over megaphone] ""Police! We have you astounded!"" ""Jim, it's 'surrounded'."" ""No, I know but look at his face."""