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Joke of the Day
"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"
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"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""
"Why does Game of Thrones always kill off its main characters? For the good of the watch."
"What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird... Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin"
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms"
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them."
"My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge."
"What's a german's favourite number? Nein"
"my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store"
"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"