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Joke of the Day
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them."
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"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."
"My friend asked me how it felt to be able to say that i was married I said that ""It has a nice ring to it"""
"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"
"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."
"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"
"I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't speak highly enough about them."
"Let me tell you the funniest joke I know... Hold on for update, I'm on mobile. edit: forgot the joke"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance."
"What do you call sex with a Pixar DVD? F*cking Up."