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Joke of the Day
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them."
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"She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit."
"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."
"If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends."
"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"
"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."
"Black Friday sales keep getting earlier and earlier Ferguson got a huge jump on things this year."
"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"
"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"
"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"