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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"
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"Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: ""Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"""
"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."
"Sean Connery the plumber, available 24/7, rain or shnow. Becaushe the shitty never shleeps."
"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."
"There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders? Because murder is not right"
"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."
"A family walks into a hotel The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""
"There once was a girl from Leith... who circumcized guys with her teeth. It wasnt for fame, or the love of the game, it was for the cheese underneath."
"20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*"