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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""

"What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene."

"I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?"

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?"

"what did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient"

"What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker"

"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"

"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""