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Joke of the Day
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms"
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"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large."
"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"
"My wife said she was divorcing me because I am obsessed with masturbation. I told her to go fuck herself"
"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."
"If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator then... Hey come to think of it that's not a bad idea."
"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile I told her, ""that's an awfully big word for a six year old""."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."
"Whenever I Get in Trouble My Back Hurts I guess I have scold-iosis"