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Joke of the Day
"What's a german's favourite number? Nein"
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"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""
"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"
"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"
"Note to self Don't buy one."
"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."
"My 6 year old has already asked me 4,327 questions this morning. I'm seriously considering getting another Vasectomy just to be safe."
"Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off."
"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."
"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her pants? Self-employed"