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Joke of the Day
"Why does Game of Thrones always kill off its main characters? For the good of the watch."
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"Girls call me the Burgermeister Meisterburger... After they get with me, they throw away all their toys."
"I used to have black friends until my dad sold them :("
"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones."
"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."
"I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me."
"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""
"Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for"
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition Edit:Woah, I got front page! Thanks guys!"