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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird... Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin"
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"Driving a rental car means never knowing the safest place to wipe a booger without haphazardly finding someone else's."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""
"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."
"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."
"A waiter just asked me if eat meat. I felt like a 70 year old women getting carded at a bar."
"Why are government employees constipated? Because they don't do shit."
"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"
"It all The title says it all."
"Me: I got my first TOTD! It's exciting! Him: What's that? M: um, well, it's an imaginary trophy... H: well then I'm imaginary proud of you."