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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, ""No, I never got your text!"""

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"

"Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas!"

"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."

"Have a box of tissues on hand when you watch ""Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"" on DVD, guys. And, yes, I mean for the copious weeping. Jerks."

"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""

"Math Exam If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now."

"TIL Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"