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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, ""No, I never got your text!"""

"What happens to a tipped cow? They can't MOOve"

"Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids? Because it'd Krampus style."

"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"

"[Truth or Dare] Her: What's your biggest secret? Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em"

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."

"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"