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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf."
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"Doctor Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache."
"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure (told by Cortana)"
"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please"""
"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."
"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."
"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"
"Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside"