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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""

"If Bernie Sanders is elected president, I want to spend a weekend at the White House and film it. I'll call it ""Weekend at Bernie's"""

"Eggs and Toast walk into a bar And the bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"

"Uncle got surgery to get 12 nipples It's not just me, it sounds super weird, dozen tit?"

"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"

"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"

"I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey."