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Joke of the Day

"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"

"NSFW why did the redneck cross the road...? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"

"Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )"

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? He just woke up!"

"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""

"The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway."